Wednesday, 15 May 2013

Drive-through Angel


Lonely road
Where the tracks never go old
The familiar smells on either sides
This is where the badger resides
Bushes and hedgerows alive with sound
The birds flock like clouds
Grass growing in the middle
My drive becomes a riddle
Where does it lead to I wonder?
The Butterfly in me ponders
I reach the end 
Round the bend
A tree lies on the ground
A car over turned and bound
I leave my vehicle and run 
This is not so fun
I look for people dead
This is the moment I dread
A voice is heard from the wreck
A muffled echo, just a speck
I call for help
The dog in me yelps
I am the saviour
The angel giving a favour
My actions are vital
In this vicious cycle
A storm has hit this place
Debris has scattered in a haste
The right place at the right time
The eagle in me flies
There is a message to all of this
The storms of your life wont kill you
When angels make a drive-through



Saturday, 11 May 2013

Best Before Jan 2003


Oh, here we go again the pantry door is opening for no less than the nineteenth time today. Who is it this time? Scaly arms, Bart Simpson tattoo, dirty fingernails. Well of course, fat boy! What’s he after this time? Oh, sweet jar has took a knock. Blimey I haven’t seen the bisto being pushed aside like that in weeks. He must be after something interesting. Oh I see, popcorn right at the back. I thought he had forgotten about that. Clearly not. Well that’s him sorted out for the rest of the night, munching on toffee popcorn like a bear gnawing on a drumstick. Corr, I bet it’s soft. its been in there for yonks. How would I know that? Well I have been spending the last five years cooped up on the bottom shelf of this cupboard hiding behind a tin of marrowfat peas, like a ten pin bowling pin, that’s how. 

I mean when are they going to see me? Probably when the marrowfat peas disappear I guess. You would think they would go quickly wouldn't you? What with the name marrow-FAT. After all this family eats more than a Chinese army. Opening the pantry door at all hours like a plague of gannets. Its amazing how I know what the time is. I mean its not as if I get woken up by the cockerel on the cornflakes box is it? Well Ill let you in on a little secret (don’t tell the green giant, or anyone else for that matter) I have a sneaky look at fat boys watch as he feeds his hands through the shelves like a raccoon   So I know exactly when he snacks more so than what his wife does. 

I’ve got to say though his wife is quite nice to the tins in this neck of the larder. In fact sometimes she gives them the once over with a feather duster, tickling the corn beef, the sweet corn, the ambrosia custard, the john west salmon, even the bloody peas but she doesn’t dust me does she?. Oh no! I get ignored time and time again.  Sometimes I wish I wasn't a tin of pears in syrup. I mean who wants pears in syrup anyway. Still it could be worse. I could be maintaining a permanent handstand position like the tomato ketchup with all of the sauce rushing to its lid like blood. I mean what do these people think this is, condiment Olympics. What’s next? The sugar puff monster practicing javelin with lolly pop sticks, the green giant doing the 10 inch race in the frying pan race track. I mean seriously, the way they treat us! 

Here’s another thing, I don’t like the way the haribo kid keeps grinning at me like a Cheshire cat. I mean why is he so happy anyway? Oh I know why, no sooner he’s in the pantry he’s out again because sweets are these kids favourite. how could I forget? It was like the other night fat boy had been eating something that needed honey, maybe weetabix. So the pantry door opens out comes fat boys hand picking up the squirty bottle of honey. This I don’t mind so much, but when the honey bottle gets put back it dribbles like a child, oozing honey from its lid like a tree sap, disgusting it was. 

Oh, the doors opening again. Painted nails, perfectly manicured. Yep, there she is, the wife. Oh, she’s putting the shopping away, new residents; pickled eggs, beetroot, walkers crisps. Welcome to hell I say. It wasn't as bad as the other day though, when fat boy put the shopping away, throwing tins of baked beans at us like bowling balls. Then came the worst horror of all, he only brought another tin of pears didn't he, idiot! And we all know what tin will get eaten first don’t we? I swear that tin keeps turning around and laughing at me, flaunting his low fat logo like a giant billboard. And what do I have stamped on my head, best before Jan 2003 for pity sake.

Anyway that’s enough moaning for one day. I’m bored so I think I’ll find pepper and wind him up about how his partner salt has been assigned to the dinner table on a more permanent basis with a vase of daffodils as company. I know how to shake these guys up the wrong way. I've had enough time to practice. 




Wednesday, 8 May 2013

Solace In The Tropics

Palm trees sway in a tropical paradise
My trepidation clings like a parasite
I try to forget as I gaze at this ocean
My body is locked and it is frozen
Burning embers of worry fill the beach
I wonder what this coconut could teach?
Stay solid but hollow inside?
Like a seabird I wish to glide
Should I put on a strength like a gown?
Surely the inner me will be left to drown?
I soon realise these drupes hang low
It is to this equator I should bow
No more fears of this operation
I'll strive to make this my occupation
To sink my worries into the sand
Building a castle that looks so grand
I have found solace in sun lit waters
Why worry in natures humble quarters?
This mental exercise has been the fiercest of pain
Now I'm divine and its tranquility I wish to claim







Tuesday, 7 May 2013

Dinner Death

Play fight
Candle light
Crystal clear
Fraught with fear

Dinner for two
Dress in blue
Table cloth
Hearty broth

Trepid sigh
Not a crime
Crockery cracks
Chairs snap

Speak now
Thunder cloud
Main course
No remorse

Lamb tonight
Evil bright
Sex desert
Someone’s hurt

Real fight
Candle flight
Last supper
Chilling shudder

Raging fire
Camomile
Death for two
Tough and cruel

Dinner death
Devils breath
Black ashes
Love crashes

Tearful cry
Sharper lime
Heaven’s veil
Hell’s cradle

Tragic End
Round the bend
Wine as fuel
A tragic duel







 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday, 6 May 2013

Morning Secret

The morning has a secret
Swept on fertile winds
There is a host to frequent
After opening the blinds
It unravels in a whisper
Like a gentle touch on a cloth
Or a ripple through your fingers
As light attracts a moth
It can be felt from a mile
The secret is to be kind
To begin the day with a smile
Whether it rains or shines
Only then will your day captivate
Like rain the sadness will evaporate
So be kind to the kind
And be kind to the unkind
That is the morning secret
And now you must keep it






Sunday, 5 May 2013

Wheel Of Horrors - Part Two

My joints were frozen. My blood chilled. A lethal concoction of fear and anxiety. My face began to ache with cold as I looked onto the swirling ferries wheel of death. The horrid sounds of birds and loud screams filled my ear drums, flooding my brain with worry. I felt helpless but deep down something in the smoldering pit of my stomach knew I had to walk towards the wheel and save the young girl that had entered one of the massive steel carriages.

I approached the turn stills  A man in a green anorak stood behind the kiosk smoking a small cigar from the corner of his grotesque mouth. Somehow I knew to delve into the pocket of my shorts to take out a couple of pounds, the exact change needed to ride the wheel of horrors. The wheel had slowed to a normal speed, but the threat was no longer the dizzying g-force but the electrical currents that now thrashed their way down the supports and through  the steel carriages that swayed precariously from the rotating monstrosity.

I caught a glance of the girl in the carriage at the top, closest to the terrifying folk lightning that bolted from the heavens. My only hope of saving the distressed girl was to climb up the wheel. Every part of my body was saying 'no' but my heart told me different. I placed my hand on one of the steel beams at the bottom and hauled myself up. Luckily the construction resembled the rungs of a ladder, nonetheless it was dangerously slippery.

My legs began to tremble with fright. My fear of heights was not transcended in the crushing adrenaline that now pumped through my veins. Every step became much more challenging than the last as I made my way to the top. Panting with exhaustion and as soaked as a sewer rat. I eventually got a foot hold on the top carriage in which enclosed the terrified little girl. I Grabbed hold of the door to open it. It swung open variously as the thunderbolts from the sky grew louder.

I wiped my eyes and looked for the girl. But she was nowhere to be scene. All I could here was a strange rumbling sound, whining and moaning in my ears. A mummer that grew louder and louder. The girl had gone, the thunder had stopped, the ferries wheel had vanished into thin air. I woke up from what seemed like a nightmare, laying on the park bench with my book laying in my lap and crows scampering on the grass. It was all one big dream. It never happened.

Every part of my nightmare had gone except the loud moaning sound. I then realised I still had whale song playing on my headphones. My father never said much to be, but one thing he had always told me, was
'If you listen to whale song be prepared to sleep and to dream. The ebbing and flowing oceanic chorus sends a shimmering rhapsody of colour into your dreams, trust me son' 
He was a sailor with great wisdom. I couldn't wait to fall asleep with whale song again. I wanted to be part of yet another heroic adventure. From now on I was inspired by the mighty sound of the whales and their songs guided me to a place where dreams and reality entwine in the most magnificent of unions.




Friday, 3 May 2013

Doves Of Peace


This battlefield smoulders through hate
A horror only you could create
These guns I carry weigh me down
You sit on my shoulder causing a frown
Is this knife loaded with love?
Or designed to stab these innocent doves?
Life’s longing for meaning rages on
Destroyed in a moment and life is gone
You wish for triggers to be pulled
Waiting for another army to be culled 
As I await orders, I wonder and sigh
You lean over, telling me not to cry
The enemy’s over that hill, you say
I am not fooled and it is peace I crave
So many perfections of almighty Earth
Falling to a heap on this humble turf
The enemy is not these men I point my guns at
In these war torn towns, I can see the facts
Soon we will stop all of this nonsense 
We will shout to the heavens with our conscience
Putting our weapons down, letting hate thaw
Knowing that the real enemy is war
You have made us kill under your spell
It is in all of these corpses you dwell
From nuclear bombs to close combat
You force yourself on another diplomat
Those who have gone leave us with grief
But War, you will never fly with doves of peace