Tuesday, 23 April 2013

Hot Dog

Oh clever owner, making this my prison
Not a bowl or bone to mention
The air is stuffy and the confines are hot
Oh clever owner, if only you would rot
The windows are up and the seats are down
You must think I'm a circus clown
All you ever do is just walk off
On a summer's day for a touch of golf
Leaving me behind in your automobile
Like a devil you inflict a gruesome ordeal
What is there to do but people watch?
For its not possible to open the windows a notch
As I slaver and pant you tee off and swing
On my thick fur the sweat does cling
As you make your way back celebrating
I lay on your upholstery salivating
The doors open and cool air rushes in
You sit on the driver's seat like its nothing
Oh clever owner, how I resent you
I feel so much pain, its untrue
I could do wrong and you'd put me down
So carefree, you would let me drown
It would be a better way to go than to die in this car
A much more bearable fate by far
Oh clever owner, how I wish you'd learn
Instead of leaving me at your mercy to burn
Oh clever owner, how I live in your fog
I am not your best friend, I'm just your hot dog




3 comments:

  1. oh my God this is a perfect public service announcement for people that do this to animals. my God this is awesome. I mean really. I felt that pain and hurt that the dog was suffering. you are talented.

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  2. Yes I am an animal over too, as you can probably tell. Thank you for your kind feed back ;)

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